you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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