What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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