When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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