Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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