Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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