I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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