She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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