We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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How external is "for external use only"?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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