were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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