we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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