mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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