I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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