Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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