I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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