you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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