Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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