I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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