found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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