like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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