if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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