An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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