I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
my being single is dangerous.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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