So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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