writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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