arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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