She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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