It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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