Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Drunk is not a location!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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