He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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