woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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