why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Soap is not a condiment
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
