like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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