We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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