You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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