their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just pee around me
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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