you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So many bounce houses so little time
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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