He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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