drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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