He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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