Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.