okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs