dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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