you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just google imaged poop.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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