Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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