...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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