I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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