Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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