I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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