something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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