The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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