Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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