Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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