Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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