I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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