Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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