Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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