Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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