Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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