this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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