I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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